Wednesday, July 1, 2009

A note from Al Franken

Dear MoveOn member,

Woohoo!

Al Franken was just officially declared the next U.S. senator from Minnesota! And he sent a personal note to MoveOn members in the wake of his victory (see below).

Will you join me in sending Senator-elect Franken the biggest, happiest congratulations card ever? As he heads to Washington to fight for progressive change, let's make sure he knows we've got his back.


My response to the MoveOn socialist scumbags who otherwise won't read my response:

Woopty doo, Al Franken got "elected." Look, people, Al Franken is a lying, cheating, thieving scumbag. So he'll fit in just fine with the other a-holes in Washington.

Why are we celebrating sending another piece of garbage to Washington? Do you live in Minnesota and you're just happy to be getting rid of him or something?

Screw Frankin and screw you too, MoveOn. You people are just part of the problem and your celebration of a worthless even like Al Franken getting the win in an off-season, off-timing election proves that. I'm sure if he'd have lost, you'd have made a lot of noise and cried fowl and lamented over how the "democracy" has "failed."

I don't know why I bother. I'll just let you have your victory. Woe unto you when everything falls apart, though, and you try to come to my house to confiscate what I've got in your attempt to pay your unsecured debt (aka "socialism").

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