A climate solution for young people

Dear Aaron,

I've got a story for the young, and the young at heart.

Alec Loorz was just 12 years old when he saw An Inconvenient Truth and got motivated to stop global warming.

He asked to be an Al Gore-trained climate presenter, but they said he was too young. So Alec put together his own presentation about climate change and started delivering it to other young people. Alec has toured schools and concerts, won awards and recognition, and he's demonstrated a unique ability to get young people fired up about climate change.

Earlier this year, Alec wrote the Declaration of Independence from fossil fuels and has already gathered over 30,000 signatures from other young people. Now, Alec and his team have come up with a wild, hip-hop themed video to get young people and facebook users to sign.


My TrueMajority response to the FakeMajority who don't want to hear responses from plebes like me:

Hello, TrueMajority and thank you, once again, for the one-sided, non-factual, thinly disguised beg-a-email you sent asking me to support some kid by giving you money.

Rather than make the usual arguments against your blatant socialism, I've decided to re-write your letter, above, and filter out the nonsense to include only the truth. It will get ugly.


"Dear [insert shill we want to give us money here],

I've got a story that will pull at your heart strings, causing you to hopefully ignore all logic and reason and (most of all) scientific evidence.

Alec Loorz was just 12 years old when he was subjected to An Inconvenient Truth at his local government indoctrination camp (school) and he got motivated to stop global warming, thanks to Al Gore's complete misrepresentation of the truth and hokey, totally disproven science.

He asked to be an Al Gore-trained climate disasterist, but they said he was a legal liability because of his age. So Alec put together his own presentation about global warming, complete with no less than three references to dying polar bears, and started subjecting other young people to it. Alec has toured schools and concerts, won awards from other idiots, and demonstrated a unique ability to convince other young people that science is all about falsified graphs and heart-pulling pictures of animals in distress.

Earlier this year, Alec plagiarized the Declaration of Independence, aiming it towards fossil fuels and has gathered over 30,000 signatures from other young stooges. Now, Alec and his team have come up with a wild, no-talent (meaning hip-hop) themed video to get even more of the uneducated masses to sign on.

So send us money, [insert plebe donor here], so we can help Alec promote falsified science and crackpot theories to the masses.

Of course, if you need real science and solid information on the subject of "climate change," don't bother reading this.