Awful decision

Dear MoveOn member,

For over a year, big corporations have blocked the best parts of Obama's agenda: health care reform, clean energy, financial reform, and more. The Supreme Court's recent decision allowing corporations to spend unlimited funds on political campaigns is about to make things much worse.

Yesterday, MoveOn members blew away our goal and have already donated more than $200,000 to help launch a huge new campaign to end corporate domination in Washington, DC. That's awesome—thank you! Now we're aiming to raise $350,000 together.


My MoveOn, Your Help Not Needed Here Response:

Umm... Actually, Obama never had the agenda you think he had. You know, the Marxist one he used to get elected by idiots like you. The corporations funded his campaign, filled his cabinet, and are the ones drafting his "proposals."

Of course, you do realize that the Supreme Court's recent decision was regarding a non-profit corporation and its ability to do grassroots political action during a campaign. Right?

You know, a non-profit corporation just like you? Or are you saying that MoveOn shouldn't be able to make any kind of political talk during elections either?

If so, that's going to severely limit your mission as a PAC.

Not that you care. All you needed was another excuse to bitch about "corporations" so you could get the dolts who support you to fork over more cash.