Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Agree with Obama?

Dear MoveOn member,

President Obama recently proposed that for the first time in history the Environmental Protection Agency will enforce global warming pollution limits under the Clean Air Act. The biggest polluters like coal plants and refineries would finally have to do something to cut down their pollution.1

But Big Oil and Coal are standing in the way because they don't want to do anything to clean up.2

The EPA is accepting public comments on Obama's plan for just a few more days. They read these comments very closely to determine if there's enough public support to go ahead. And we can be sure the right wing is sending lots of comments opposing the plan.


Dear MoveOnTheresNothingToSeeHere Blinder-Wearing Morons:
Just because they're doing something you think they should do, since you love Socialism and dream of the day when the utiopian One World Government runs the planet so that Elitists like you don't have to beg plebes like me for money, doesn't mean that the EPA gives a rats ass about the environment.

World's biggest polluter...
UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT

Look it up, morons. All of your little happy sources will agree with that statement. So why do you think the government will somehow fix this?

I'll tell you why: because you are either brain damaged beyond repair or you don't care about the environment either, you just want more government control.

So keep pretending there's a "right wing" and a "left wing" and that those of us on the streets really believe in all that. Then act surprised when the lynch mobs show up to your office ready for a little Tree of Liberty watering.

Idiots.

Monday, December 21, 2009

479,520 Minutes Later

That's how long it's been since Barack Obama was sworn in as President. At the end of this first year, some progressives are feeling holiday blahs because we haven't won everything we wanted.

Don't.

Remember our hard battle at the start of the year over whether to direct our tax money toward creating jobs and stimulating the economy? Won that one.


My (actual) TrueMajority response:
Won it how? By having an even higher unemployment rate? Ya, that did a lot for America right there.

You people are pathetic. Since you pander to the upper-middle-class leftists who think "majority" means "communism" (er...progressive), you think they won't notice how many unemployed there are because they are still doing fine and probably think that El Presidente is going to somehow "fix" the economy and they'll get all that money they lost in the IRA back ten-fold.

All they have to do is give up some more freedom, send a couple more donations your way, and all will be well.

Suuuuuure...

Monday, December 14, 2009

Stuff THIS in Your Stocking

Dear Aaron,

It's that time of year again. But don't stress, TrueMajority is here to help. If you're looking to find the perfect gift (and avoid the crowds) then come visit our online store.


Uhh... My response to TrueMajority the Capitalists?

Umm... I thought you guys were all about "Democracy" and "Social Justice" and stuff? Aren't those decidedly Communistic ideals?

Then you send out stuff like this, showing off your new capitalistic enterprise. Isn't that a little contradictory? Shouldn't you be giving this stuff away? I mean, after all, "From each according to his ability, to each according to his need." Right?

Just trying to clear up this apparent inconsistency.

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Don't buy this war

Dear Aaron,

Don't let Congress send us deeper into war.

Last night President Obama announced that he's escalating the war in Afghanistan, bringing the number of U.S. troops in that country to 100,000 or more.1

It's the wrong decision, but it's not too late to change things.

To complete the escalation, Congress needs to sign off on the plans and the funding for extra troops and equipment - a staggering $1 trillion or more.2

Last night, Congress heard from the president. Today, they need to hear from you.


Dear TrueMajoritySocialistAholes:

Wow, you really kept the kid gloves on for that one. Didn't you? Why don't you tell the truth?

Your good buddy Obama the Socialist is letting you down because he promised to end the War in Afghanistan and now he's reneging on that promise and sending in even more of our troops to die in some God-forsaken place so Big Oil can have their pipeline.

Aren't you people even a little bit ticked off that he so blatantly lied to you? Doesn't that bother you?

I guess it wouldn't behoove your agenda to talk bad about the Obamination now, since you were so gung ho about him up to just recently.

Comon... Admit you made a mistake and that BHO needs to Go.